Stuart Miller-Osborne

I made veiled threats to the waiter as he served my meal   Yesterday he had threatened me from behind the barricades   We both enjoy our proxy wars   But I know that some day I will throw his bloated corpse Into the quicklime reserved for hero’s     The Meal (Az etkezes) by…

Young Sardanapalus has always appreciated the last minute dinners left for him by the porters who whilst in retirement still reside at the college   Young Sardanapalus has always exercised the greatest caution when taking women back to his rooms an undergarment left within view or a sudden shriek of pleasure might reveal his hidden…

The silver gasses have silenced the songbirds who are now aware of this sinful day   My treason post hints of worn velvet and retains a vague smell of mint   I should have expected more    

I have a dog called Primrose I called it Primrose as it was born on Primrose Day My dog Primrose is black Primroses are not black    

Although blind I sense your beauty And have commissioned an artist To protect your likeness So it may accompany me on my travels    

You write to me of your imaginary fields Covered in perfume But lacking in trees to cover our peaceful sons    

To Muriel a little token to record our stay in Colwyn Bay together 1940/1944 Love from Elsie   Dear Elsie Thank you for the small blue book you most kindly sent to me on Tuesday. I remember our stays in Colwyn Bay as if they were yesterday. Do you remember the splendid moons that always…

As World War Two drew to a close a German soldier lay dying in the ruins of churchyard in central Dresden As his life seeped away he took a pencil from his blood soaked coat and wrote some lyrics on to a small piece of paper which anticipated the dance craze some fifty years later…

The Greenwich Foot Tunnel Is closed until further notice Due to severe flooding Please use alternative routes read the sign as Sandrine-Sandrine approached the slope leading to the tunnel. She looked across the swollen river at the great ship which stood proud on the opposite bank Balloons for hire £2.00 each was chalked on the…