Each year contains eight mirrors No more or no less They are quite easy to locate If you know where to find them The Eight Mirrors of the Year

I want to cum in your face Julie That might prove a little difficult Sergei Because as you might have noticed we are both astronauts We are also walking in space are are being watched by millions I like being watched Maybe but it is physically impossible in out space suits What about later when […]

When the silken scarf was opened It revealed a few items of jewellery And seventeen unopened letters Which were addressed to the poet These were the tender letters of Sultana Tabet A widow who had once been his friend       Note – When he was seventeen Kahil Gibran was introduced to a widow […]

The shortest way To calculate the distance Between red and blue Is to do nothing Absolutely nothing As it matters little To Hi Holland

She arrived on a sea ship In the gowns of the dawn But now finds herself abandoned In the grey city My lady now weeps   My Lady Now Weeps She arrived on a salt ship In gowns orange red and gold But now finds herself abandoned In the granite city My lady now weeps […]

I blame the snails As their diets are disgusting And their houses are filthy   But they are not the super spreaders That is down to the flies and the like As they take no precautions   Perfectly good spiders are suffering Because of this pestilence It is time for action   Spiders were the […]

Kim Wall is tall She has a stool Named Saul Small   Kim Wall is small She has a stool Named Saul Tall   Kim Wall is Saul She has a stool Named Tall Small

In these days of waste I find the snow woman To be an ugly creature With a thin face and loose lank hair   She is known to carry a sword During the mighty snow storms It is said for her own protection But I doubt this as she has no predators  

021221 211221 221221   Are twins but not in the truest sense of the word I am really cross with 021221 as it tripped me up Whilst I was carrying a bag of dishes and glasses Only four out of the ten survived although I was unhurt   211221 and 221221 follow on consecutive days […]

Amelia and I were sitting on the beach When a silver jump jet landed on a sandbank It stayed there for a few minutes before taking off Vertically into the clear white blue blue sky The jump jet then began to entertain us with extravagant manoeuvres Before slowly changing into a strawberry jelly right before […]