Stuart Miller-Osborne

Grahame always carried A black cloth In case he spilt his xoffee He was sitting in a diner When a group of punks walked in They spilt his xoffee Whilst tormenting a waitress Grahame took a dim view of this And insisted that they apologise This did not happen and one drew a knife He…

Figure on a shore Hanging mists Obscure its features

On the false wall opposite the wet room There is a small enamel plaque Which reads Licence Poetique This has puzzled me At least because I am viral In three hours Lui will take a shower And explain the deep secrets of wall

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You know that I am your ballerina Very much How does it make you feel I feel full of happiness How many other men Are lucky enough to be loved By a beautiful ballerina You know that I am your train driver Very much How does it make you feel I feel full of happiness…

Mrs Mozart Thompson was a prolific writer of children’s stories She also ran a poetry circle for new and mature poets in Hol’e Hol’e Mrs M.T .kept many of her published volumes on a shelf above the fireplace The trouble was that shelf was balsa weak and falling books Often killed the local pedigree cats…

Shall we swim I did not bring a costume It is very quiet here I will if you will Shy I am very shy We are both the same The trouble is that we are not I am a beautiful girl With impeccable manners And you are an orange crane

Found An unidentified creature On the road Five minutes From the motel I took it to a vet Three tours Who was unable To identify the creature But thought it was a mouse Or at least an elephant Godcame tome inadream He was full of gratitude As Jesus had been hitching Without wearing His reflective…

Large clear windows With desert views Each room is different But subtly identical At four minutes past four An accident occurred On the road outside A cyclist was hit by a car Thankfully the girl was not hurt Although a doctor Who was staying at the motel Checked her out His family stayed with her…

When are you coming in When I am ready You will freeze to death Here borrow my sweater Your Christmas sweater Yes It has Newcastle United Written on it That is because I support Newcastle United It was a present from my mum Your mum has no taste You look like an overgrown child What…