Stuart Miller-Osborne

Do you mind Be my guest My name is Micheal Micheal Morris Christina Christina Catherine Curtis I am sorry it is bit of a mouthful But my parents liked both names Are you travelling far Paddington You Taunton Cornwall holiday How did you guess You have caught the sun Yes between the showers I was…

I have purchased a framed photograph For either the yacht Or for the exposed area Near the front door It is signed Who the fuck is it Joe Guess Joe Selphine I have bought you a nice big steak Sheep do not like steaks As they do not believe in vampires Only vampires believe in…

I have lived on an airship For the past five years It is very comfortable Minyar and I want for nothing Everything is provided Including a canary Our income comes From advertising High in the skies

I often hear the songs Of the Echo Man Beside silent waterways As I walk with Doe Eyes We visit our parents Just once a year When the months are soft As our birthplace is far away

Mary and I stayed In a lovely cottage It was all very off grid And contained a painting Of a beautiful woman Who I immediately admired It was then that you quietly told me That I was only looking at dried paint

Think of it this way When Roger died So horribly and brutally In the trenches What did he find I would like to think That he found peace He did I think l find peace In a Silent Heaven

I am an artist but not in the traditional sense As I do not paint I do not draw and I cannot sculpt I do have some talent with my pen which is comforting And I fill glass bottles with bright found objects That are rather pleasant to look at on hot summer days This…

Silly Boy Yes Were you responsible For the pornographic Drawing that was found On the red board Before Domestic Science Yes Do you realise what you have done Yes What have you got to say for yourself Baked Alaska Did you say Baked Alaska No Baked Alaska were ewe responsible For the pornographic drawing That…

What are ewe reading Silly Boy A poem from Japan What is the subject Of the poem It concerns The story of a tree branch During its early stockbroker years What is the name of this tree branch Maureen That is my middle name

Silly Boy Yes Miss I hear that you will not be able to play in goal For the School XI Are you injured My name is Silly Boy Miss Bournemouth That is my name as well That is because you are my older sister Do you remember our baths together I have never bathed with…