Stuart Miller-Osborne

Joe during the recent hot spell Annie and I went out for a walk in Anytown by the Sea Annie had recently split up with Mark and was in high spirits as he was so far up his own arse that he cleaned his teeth from the inside Hot days and drinking do not mix […]

My girlfriend likes to think That she is a radical She is also a member of the English Church Praise Marx and pass the Mars bars Lou’s Boyfriend

I am staying in a hotel in Rome Which is comfortable and cheap On the wall opposite its only window Hangs La girandola a Castel Sant’ Angelo I am going to ask the owner If I may purchase this faded print

I am in a bar in Piraeus And have promised a lift To Athens International Airport To a hitchiker named Laura Piranesi She has given me a tee shirt in return

Today I am back in Greece I am wearing a white tee shirt Which was given to me recently You are too much of a painter My friend To be a an engraver Is its only message

My name is Jack And I often pick female hitchhikers To ensure that they are safe For at least a few hours I am a decent chap And do not seek an advantage

I am a War Correspondent In world that has run out of wars Last year I picked up a hitchiker Who said that she had been mugged All I ever found out about her Was that her name was Anne And that she was from Le Mans I gave her some money To enable her […]

A Bunch of Flowers I am easily pleased A Summer Dress So very thoughtful Thor is in Love

I seem to have been corresponding all day Alice But it is always a pleasure to chat to you And yes it is true that Josie and I when we remember Gift the 1965 Churchill Crowns to any visiting brats I have quite a large collection of them Our reasoning is that Churchill was a […]

Martha I think it was Larkin who said That they fuck you up And you pass this on to your own brats (thankfully Josie and I do not have this problem) (two heads or maybe the odd socialist) Well our parents certainly did not fuck us up Everything we are is because of them And […]