Stuart Miller-Osborne

Katy was well known For wearing a wide brimmed hat She was a tour rep with Astral Holidays Which was based around Lake Geneva Katy was known for her pale complexion And her collection of loose freckles She spoke five European Languages And had written two books about Iceland

I had a queer awakening last night Really Yes What did it feel like Like a sultana milkshake Sprinkled with coconut

I will start recording Gail But I will not tell you when Have you recovered your composure Yes It is not unheard of you know The sea was there when I retired But when I opened my eyes It had vanished Pastor Ronald Tim I am recording dry your eyes My eyes are dry Fish…

My name means night in Hebrew I am a daughter of the night Having been born during the third hour I am in love with my dark beauty And carry a small mirror at all times

I keep a a plastic poppy on the plastic poppy page of my diary I found this plastic poppy on the floor of a women’s rest room It was on the day that I thought I was being followed I had been waiting for a connection at Bristol Bus Station The weird also boarded the…

All my films are shot using a yellow filter I insist on this when I sign my contracts My leading man drowned whilst swimming During the filming Orestes last summer The movie was abandoned shortly after he died I was involved in a serious car crash soon afterwards And have suffered from a pronounced limp…

Josie what a beautiful cat you have A fluffy siamese with a rose tail Joe sometimes wears it around his neck Whatever for Because it is a Thai cat The name what is the name of your cat DJ Guadalajara Why did you call her that No her name is DJ Guadalajara But Y Nearly…

The cellar stairs had been photographed Three times during my lifetime They are decaying very rapidly The ingress of the river is solely to blame These stairs were carefully designed To leave no history or suggest an obvious direction

A paper tiger cut through the air It left a small entry hole in the glass And embedded itself into my knitted pillow Twenty minutes later an apple exploded Followed by a green and red cereal packet The hunters had arrived in the white city And were nearing the Confus a Bar on Pilsner Street

Josie I have hearrrd rumours That Joe took LSD at the crucifixion Is that true Yes Why did he take LSD In my day that would have been seen as disrespectful Times on the Move (I have left my newspaper on the train) I ask again why did he take LSD Whilst witnessing the c…