Stuart Miller-Osborne

Before my breakdown I was a chess champion And then I became unwell and could not sleep I was institutionalised for a while As suicidal tendencies were soon noted My nurse was named Venus She took great care of me We became close And grew even closer When we shared a shower As she had…

On the short road that led to the beach Five white houses were built in a row The area thanks to the war had been derelict It had suffered the many scars of the conflict About twenty years ago these houses were built To take full advantage of the coastal location My name is Gillian…

Hello Dr Smith I am well Axel You have been a bit of a stranger I am living a worthy lifestyle Then how may I help you I think that I am going blind Blind Yes Are you still living at number eight At present yes but I am planning to move Are you still…

Hegel claimed that every important situation occurs twice I often think about this when travelling on the 08:06 And back again on the 17:58

I frequently sleep on late night trains But always arrive at my home station

There is a barge moored near the lock It is owned by two local artists Who both dress and sound like men

I enjoy walking in the countryside Andee lives in East Kent And we walk together Whenever we can My favourite roads Are the Roman Roads Which are always straight This confused Andee who noted That Roman Roads Are not as straight as I thought Some have pronounced curves And I should not make assumptions About…

What are you reading Joe A book I see that you are feeling better I am just sad to be back in the UK It will not be long Too long You will have recovered from your operation in weeks I was always worried about the boon Margaret Thatcher Was the boon named after Mrs…

It had to happen in the two weeks leading up to Christmas I am a football player for a lower league side We played a cup game at the beginning of December And drew two two after extra time The replay was scheduled for the third week of the month It would have been my…

Do you realise That you have your best sleep In the hours before midnight I never thought of it that way It is common sense As you usually waste those hours In a pub or watching television It is so logical so very simple But you are a nighthawk Bernard It is because I cannot…