Stuart Miller-Osborne

What the fuck are you doing Photographing the pink moon You have woken me up Pink moons are rare in June What is that on the radiogram A black saint in a plastic dome It looks like St Francis to me I am surprised that you can see it You are so right Mercier The…

Zora Yes I am told that you have an unusual hobby I do have unusual hobby What is that I like shitting in public I would object if I was your girlfriend Public I said public not pubic And I agree that would be pretty gross Why do you like shitting in public Let me…

Arts et Métiers/Agathe Bourse/Bénédicte Quatre Septembre/Océane (Sœur) Madeleine/Madeleine (Sœur morte) Réaumur Sébastopol/Régine Olsen Étienne Marcel/Euphémie

The Captain’s name is Chard Just Chard and nothing else

A tired tramp steamer Will pass under a huge bridge There will be no record Of her invisible voyage

She had eyes so deep That it seemed That she had lived Twenty Different Lifetimes

I was the pride of the Siberian Army A flashing blade full of honour Lives were lost on the Ice Farms

Rows of forgotten crosses bleached white An epic poem written with a blind pen The music of haunted mountains

When I was in the town yesterday I met Valerie from Specsavers She was wearing a white tee shirt It read Free Ramsgate I drew her attention to this error As to the best of my knowledge There was only one Ramsgate Silly Boy

Three rabbits crossed the road And were run over by three cars My question is how many rabbits Crossed the road on that fateful morning