Stuart Miller-Osborne

Joe do you have any outstanding Memories from your schooldays Being expelled Seriously The bus rides to the temporary dinner hall Why temporary The original building was found to be leaking Had you nicked the lead Right in one The journey was about twenty minutes long And we spent the time singing songs Which was…

Thinks that I enjoy breaking codes But I am just a simple butcher Who collects stamps And fugitive spies Perfin De La Rue

Lives on the high road With her great friend Penny Venetian Red They appear to be sisters But are not related by birth

I keep a journal My receipt of days Everything is recorded A minutiae of all things Joe

I keep a journal A receipt of my days Everything is recorded A minutiae of all things Joe

I keep a cat Which brings in mice Coloured mice Soft to the touch I built my castle On a hill To protect myself From these small creatures But mice are valiant Not knowing defeat I can hear them moving Like rains on a window This unnerves me I have set my cat targets Only…

I found an interesting jigsaw puzzle When I was in London last week It was a thousand piece puzzle But the puzzle did not have a subject Are you telling me that it was not illustrated It was not a landscape Or a bunch of beautiful flowers The puzzle lacked a subject It was a…

Is a small village in Essex It had a railway station until 1963 Although no trains Rarely stopped at the station Because of its reputation For keeping pink pigs In the waiting rooms Francis Bacon Lived in the station house When he was young Which was often featured In none of his paintings

I am so tired of our tiny flat I hate the urban rooftops And the grey people in the streets Sylvie is in the coffee bar I can see her red apron clearly Muddled unfinished papers Lie on my wooden desk My great unfinished novel The Secret Loves of Cacti Will never reach the bookshops…

In the last week I have been contacted by a solicitor Who has informed me that I have been left a shop in Baker Street By my uncle who was known as HippyJim Baxter He took his own life at the end of last summer But nobody missed him as he often returned to Gloucestershire…