Stuart Miller-Osborne

In Praise of Bathtubs Was her first novel Written very much In the style of Celine Her narratives were hallucinatory Often using insults slang and ellipses Sole has used her pen name Sole Sole As the title of her new novel I have ordered a copy And it is being delivered On the 19th of…

Whenever I visit London I stay in a flat in next to a railway bridge It has an unrestricted view Of the trains passing by I am quite fond of my little room With its many books and quiet treasures It is a refuge away from the madness of life

I have taken a series of photographs On a wooden jetty near my summer cabin They are basically very simple I sit quite naked with one of my female friends Facing the Wish Walden Lake Only a small part of our bums are displayed These photographs have proved to be popular And I have received…

He has brought Christine Who is a little shy This recreation is quite new She is looking at the sea I think that she is happy Christine is wearing a blue cotton dress And has agreed to swim with us later I am looking forward to seeing her naked Erotic Poems of Summer

He has brought Christine Who is a little shy And is new to this recreation Erotic Poems of Summer

Normally guys who take girls Out on a date Catch a bus Woman know Thy Place I consider that rude It is the best restaurant in town

I chose to remain in the desert Instead of going to the water park The main reason was that I liked being alone I could read and sleep whilst skipping On the enormous but modest dunes Which were created by the winds

Whilst I was in London yesterday I found an art gallery That was exhibiting A number of drawings By Tom Roy Howard He was one of my lecturers At college and we had a brief fling Which we kept very secret So imagine my surprise When I found some life drawings Of me asleep on…

Being a hamster is rather jolly Nobody bothers you And you are left alone You will not get fat As each home has a treadmill I call mine Oscar I know that I am pretty safe Unlike the cats and dogs Who are forever Looking over their shoulders And do not get me started On…