Stuart Miller-Osborne

“antiquities A cat caught/fought a mouse in my house Which do I like that line It is descriptive but also rather dull I started this poem yesterday In the firm knowledge That I would finish it in the future There is not a cat Neither is there a mouse Or a a house in Laos…

I have three cats named Moggy Moon & Mary I do not know Why I called this poem Lavender Blue and Black As it is about the drapes That I purchased today Whilst out shopping Silly Girl

I once swam naked with my brother And when underwater Noticed that his penis Was hanging and drifting Like a drunken seahorse This really turned me on And I soon began to feel very wet Silly Girl

There is much debate about assisted dying at present Our over/under worked government of liberal thought Is taking time out from bullying those without defence And finding new and original ways Of wasting taxpayers hard earned money To discuss something that is so absurd that it defies belief What is being missed and I do…

I am not against abortion But it does make me uncomfortable The current laws are to me are rather weak W says that I am a pro life type of chap I suppose I support the right to choose As long as each party has a choice Including the unborn child H supports my thought…

A few summers ago When on a beach in South Devon Jean and I watched a girl Dive into the cold sea Wearing only a pair of Jeans Which confused me as she prefers dresses Especially in the kinder months She is trying to shrink the shrink the jeans That is quite an extreme way…

Has summer left us Or have we been invaded

I imagine a world free of bestial sin Where people are strong brave and fair This is my world take it or leave it Y

Welcome to my world A world where nobody Demands money from history Like maggots late of a fallen soldier Grey Mother White Father Y

Clouds were hanging over the fading fields They were over one thousand feet high The sky was a cold night brittle blue