Stuart Miller-Osborne

On this day last week I walked about four miles Along a coastal path To meet a close friend I passed small tables On unmade roads Selling secondhand books And indoor plants A warm breeze caressed the sun Shorts and summer clothes Were the order of the day And then it all changed In a…

Joe I worry about ewe Why Sis Because you have no filter I have a functioning filter Free Speech You offend people Only those who choose To be offended One day you will overstep the mark And the Thought Police will come It is likely that you will be required To submit to a course…

Hi Joe Jules I was in Greenwich yesterday Not far from the Cutty Sark When I spotted the above I thought I would share it with you As I know how passionate you are About the freedom of speech We have been at war for many years It has been a bloody war But the…

I was in the town yesterday Walking down the Old High Street Where Dickens once trod When I saw two nuns Thy were very solemn Even though the day was colourful The older of the two nuns Was dressed in brown Whereas the younger one Was wearing a blue veil They were obviously Carmelite nuns…

Otherwise I am going to cry Pop around to mine Joe As it is on the stove Behave yourself Selphine As I will be unable to do so Sephine Joe There is no hell in Sephine

He stole from the rich To give to the poor How romantic Then look at it in a mirror He stole from the poor To give to the overpaid train drivers Because he shit himself Each time a brother barked Looking at the figures I can not help but wonder How pale it is in…

As some of ewe who know me I love cartoons Obviously my favourite is Giles But Matt runs him close Today’s Robin Hood cartoon Is so effective And is a play on the government’s Malignant attitude towards old folk I had always thought in the old days That the original socialists Would have been the…

Wow that was a good movie I am glad that you enjoyed the trailer I thought that it was a tad short I am in town next week What will be showing then Naked Girl on a Trampoline What is it about The care and cultivation of house plants

What is the time of the next bus To Blind Girl Fuck Machine You have a choice of three The orange and blue one Runs on the hour Whereas the green and white one Runs every twenty minutes Your best bet though Is the blue and yellow bus Which is currently at this stop

The one that failed before its birth You were born cynical Joe You are so kind to me Mummy If I had to choose another Mummy Then it would be ewe Behave yourself Joe Otherwise I will tell Sephine Who told you Miss Golden Cornfield herself Remember Mummy knows best Kisses to Josie Coal for…