Stuart Miller-Osborne

Why are you still in bed Florentine You sleep a great deal I am up at the crack of dawn Because I cannot be hit by a train If I stay in my bed What are those Car headlights Drivers use them at night To ensure a safe journey How fascinating What are you reading…

Would you like to come to an orgy Martha Not really Claude although I find you attractive Most of my girlfriends do I am a popular girl Why do you have only one book In your bookcase Because I only have one bookcase May I look at your book Please do Who is Simone de…

You cannot be arrested in your dreams They cannot touch you Michael Here lay here on these boys You are too generous Martha The revolution will remember you

Pandora Hicks was born the village In April 1962 From a very young age She showed a talent with a brush Pandora was compared With another child prodigy Joan Manning Sanders And as her work was soon in great demand It was not unusual to see her posting her miniatures From one of the two…

As I walked down a street I passed a number Of****people I also passed A much larger number Of Good People Which confirmed to me That there were more Good People In the World Than I had at first realised

Cora Josie Maureen has invited us to try out her hot tub What is a hot tub Josie A size twenty after a run Shut up Joe I have never tried a hot tub They are not that common in Greece Are there any rules Hot Tub Etiquette Joe Do not confuse Cora Have you…

Hanging out of a low train I am filming my summer journey Through level deserts and fallow fields Above dry ditches and marshes deep In the distance I can see a diesel Screaming Sirens blazing Sheep scatter away from the fences The birds from the trees This is the happiness That I have been seeking…

When you get tired Learn to rest Not quit And when you are refreshed **** *** ******* *****

What are you reading Joe Holiday Haunts What is that In short it was a holiday guidebook issued By the Great Western Railway in 1947 Mummy gave to me as a birthday present May I look What do you notice Patricia I know what you are going to say Blue Remembered Hills I love the…

Hello My name is Marianne And I am Paris born and bred In a city of beautiful women I feel that I am plain And this regret is enhanced Because I have only half an arm The result of a moped accident This said I am a graceful girl But one who swims In the…