Stuart Miller-Osborne

My father once told me That if I wanted To discover the truth Behind any issue Then consult the statistics As they are rarely incorrect Unless they have been Previously contaminated By those who wish harm Joe

Joe Many people think that you are * ***** ** **** I am * ***** ** **** When you joke You do not take prisoners I will not be censored by fools A question I know that you like cartoons And have a collection of Giles books That is correct What was your favourite cartoon…

Joe Regarding your question When I was growing up The term hate speech Did not exist The only time That I used hate speech Was when I said I hate kiver (liver) I really hate liver It is like eating a colostomy bag Did the police instead Of catching the bad guys Arrest me No…

I assure you it is not Socialism is the politics of envy It is nothing else Have you noticed how controlling The government already is “You have to take the pain” Blame the abstract You only go on coach tours So we will take away the WFP Qu’ils mangent de la brioche Kafka Kafka Kafka…

Stranded in an empty town Blank windows stare The watery sun Struggles to create the day

You turned up during the storm Soaked to the skin I gave you my bed And slept in the spare room Reading topless Owl glasses perched Am I still asleep Coffee Butter and Toast Erotic Poems of Summer

I often share a sauna with my friends We talk about everything That there is to talk about My name is Ramsey And I am a graphic designer I have my latest poem Nostalgia of the Infinite Tattooed on my left shoulder This is my one and only tattoo

This small town when rebuilt Was constructed using a rigid grid Which was unique for its time X John Williams ran the post office And had done so for a number of years On the evening of the 27th December 1936 He locked up the post office and retired for the day This was witnessed…

Cora and I are going to marry later this year Is it too sudden I think not As we married on the first day we met Who is to be the wife we both tease each other We are both wives so why introduce the masculine Joe who does not care for homosexual men He…

Cora and I went to the cinema We caught a recent French movie Translated its title was My Wife is Queer It is about a forty-five year old woman Who falls in love with her much younger secretary It is filmed like a graphic novel which was interesting It is intensely erotic without being explicit…