Stuart Miller-Osborne

As I grow up there is one thing that really disappoints me That is the amount of minger’s that you see when you are out Some days when I am shopping with mummy I can go for hours without seeing a beautiful woman This makes me very sad you know Sometimes I feel like crying You are a very […]

I travelled alone On a brightly lit TrainiarT But felt That I was not The only one In the carriage

Hi Joe Many people think that your views are sometimes extreme I am a middle of the road liberal Mark People just do not like their reflections Do you ever get unpleasant comments Apart from the odd death threat from Mummy and Auntie Maude No When people really sit back and think about it What I am […]

There are many fashion labels That I favour I like G Green Greece And Paula Paul But the one I love Is NUde As their clothes Are fashionable Yet so very practical Today I am following The rusting lines Of the Dancaster branch It has been closed For more that fifty years But the lines […]

Just over twenty years ago I was lucky enough To attend the final test Between England and India It was a very tight match Which was decided by the last ball F.W.J.Spencer hit an enormous six England won by two runs But the match was surrounded in mystery As the last ball was never found […]

I am discovering more streets Here in my home city of York And because of this I no longer dream

My dreamworld Is all I have left Through the maelstrom Of my ice mares I am clinging to a reality That is fading fast

Hi Joe I do not know if you have seen this but the manager of your female side at Chelsea (you know the *** **** one ) has managed to fuck off some of her team by having a chew at carpet chewing relationships within the same team or indeed carpet chewing within the female […]

Hi Joe Martin Is Josie there Not at present Would you thank her for my birthday gift I will What did she get you My Big Book of Black Philosophers How nice I do have a question for you about this lovely book Go ahead When I opened it I found four hundred and ninety […]