Stuart Miller-Osborne

You stole my beloved farm I loved this farm If you do not return my farm I will destroy you

Musicians Actors Politicians And all those with failed minds Visibly disagreed with me They all thought That they were wearing The Multi Coloured Coat But were in fact quite naked

I was searching the dark forest With a failing torch I was hunting for traitors But found none

Hi Stella I really liked your poem As I am heavily into the Cornish Schools As requested I kept the outage in That has never happened to me The poem is now on my website Thank you for sharing it Josie and I are planning to be in Lamorna in July It would be great […]

I visit this beautiful county frequently As I am fascinated by its artists Their lives and their schools Whether figurative or abstract These beautiful paintings Speak to me each time I see them On my last visit I even modelled for Ray Brooks Today at 9:28 am URLstuartmillerosborne.co.uk/index.php/2024/03/02/art-in-cornwall/ As she was painting Ophelia of the Sea […]

Jane and I took an afternoon nap As we had been very busy And needed a short rest I dreamt about an albatross This begs two questions Why did I dream about an albatross And if I had stayed totally awake Where the fuck was the albatross

I now have four politicians That I cannot stand One looks like a mop One is rather creepy One needs a good meal And the other is just a cunt Send them to the tower I say Send them to the tower Repeat Ludlow

Joe Mike I was reading a philosophy book the other day Was there anything interesting in it It had 496 pages Now that is interesting It discussed the truth The truth Yes the truth And why the saying The truth always hurts is very true That is very evident in politics today I agree If […]

Excuse me where is the Dining Car There is no Dining Car on this train

I hate flying Joe I hate crying Josie