Stuart Miller-Osborne

beauty will save the world I was walking down a street people approached me and asked me if I was starving as I looked frail I assured them that I was not hungry yet they still dropped their pants and shit furiously in front of me they requested that I consume their shit I of […]

Although I knew its meaning I checked Wiki World The effect whereby the position or direction of a cunt appears to differ when viewed from different positions Interesting But confusing As cunts always seem to remain cunts No matter the direction of their travel Or even if they remain still

In recent weeks I have heard The Useful Idiots Refer to Sky Daddy Who the fuck Is Sky Daddy Do I know him Or am I living In a parallel universe Far fetched from the real one

I have been detained Not by those Unfit for purpose I am under my own Strict Orders It is raining hard The day is unclean Vehicles are passing And driving carelessly Through shallow puddles I am in a roadside shelter Yet am quite wet In an area of dry refuge The science confuses me I […]

At a lit crossing yesterday My quick thinking prevented an accident A ****** mistook the flashing green light As a signal to cross safely and without harm When it was an obvious warning I stopped him crossing by using my arm as a barrier He understood my physical action as a dog might Yet the […]

Today I filled a jar up With coconut mushrooms After a while I decided That they resembled Small Pale Seashells

Today I filled a jar up With small pale seashells After a while I decided That they resembled Coconut Mushrooms

Rge Robots are nit far awau I can cthem in the fading sky Welcome Sissy Controller Sissy A miltocoloured frog I have known hwe since she was a black toad Suptrmw Commander Saviour England’s Seaside Reports Sing loudly Sing sweetly Sing with pride As our revenge Will be total Hide no more Yi are the […]

Stark naked at 02:30 am Fuse blown Torch lost The cat has thrown up I have tried to be philosophical About these unrelated events But it is very hard In the small hours Torch found Fuse sorted Cat cleaned up Back to bed Was this a bad dream Or was it real And why have […]

Why do I listen to Metal When writing poetry One of the main reasons Is that I l know so little about Metal That I enjoy it On a purely visceral level Even though I am a talented poet There are many things I do not know Why do some women fuck women When there […]