Stuart Miller-Osborne

Joan Miss Richardson What do you think of the current government It is weak Explain week 7 Days Explain weak It promises a great deal but does not deliver The illegals are a case in point Instead of just sending them back to France We just collect them and their diseases and imagine solutions that…

Tom Yes I am recording session two Fine Did you enjoy the refreshments Yes The tea I like perfumed tea Arthur Miss Robinson Do you like women Yes very much But you have been rude about my appearance I was only telling you the truth That has hurt me do you not feel ashamed No…

Good Morning Miss Robinson My name is Julie Introduce yourself My name is Guy I have been asked to assess you Why Because I understand that you are a poet Yes Are you any good I am an outstanding poet Do you like being a poet No Why Because it is very painful I Would…

I first read the Anthony Burgess novel when I was at university The following year the movie was released I liked the movie and the original book What are you writing Clive A quick article about A Clockwork Orange Oranges are organic they are not mechanical I am aware of that Miss Robinson You say…

Martha I am with darling Mama at present The countryside is so white With snowdrops and bluebells everywhere Josie dragged me down with Cora Her latest passion She is a beautiful Greek girl and they make a handsome couple But this short letter is not about us but a very funny review in the Indy…

Nelly Red Plates has written three poems It is likely that you have read them As she is friends with many publishers In the Native American community

Nelly Red Plates enjoyed reading It was a passion She also liked writing poetry Which she thought Was more important than reading

Nelly Red Plates sat in front of the beach window Watching a dredger begin to start its heavy day She wondered if any of the crew could see her in coffee And if they really cared whilst wet working That she was the daughter of Running Water Who held many luxurious property portfolio’s

Joe we are over here Here over here you retard Sorry he is a mole Hello Hello Joe this is Lesbophobia She is from Greece I am glad to meet you That is an interesting name My parents chose it for me I did not choose it I would have liked to have been named…

The Queen had died and I was the undertaker The nation was watching me This was unnerving I had chopped her up and was carrying Her mortal remains live on television A girl came up to me as I had dropped a hand She (Tina) asked me why I was naked I told her that…