Stuart Miller-Osborne

It is supposed that you are black As I can quite easily see your colour

I am physically very ugly But my father is rich Women are not attracted to me They are attracted to my wallet It is a very empty existence

The actress Astrid Bergès-Frisbey Bared her breasts in the movie Un barrage contre le Pacifique Depending on your viewpoint It was a totally necessary/unnecessary scene But it is my favourite movie Even though I am blind And have been so since birth I cannot say how many cheese graters Have been damaged in my attempts…

For some reason Gillion took a photograph Of an empty shelf in Savers It was the last photograph That she ever took As the store was struck by lightning And she was the only casualty The whole thing was very sad As Gillian will spend the rest of known eternity With the image of an…

Sisters sleeping On a beach A soft breeze Caresses Our day is spent The sea dreams EP

Where do you find a dog with no legs Right where you left it I went to a small zoo I only saw one dog It was a Shitzu Do not try to get around me Joe You have plucked me off Once too often These are not even your jokes You have stolen them…

Mummy I do hope you are well and that your dreadful cold has gone away I am not speaking to Joe again We are sleeping in separate rooms He is being insufferable and just plain rude to everyone Nobody else has an opinion or if they do it is wrong But he does make me…

I am returning home The sky is beginning to darken I can hear an approaching train Which is about to disturb The blossom heavy trees

A heavy bass With a remote piano Why are you wearing Your mauve coat Theodora Deep frequency blue

Joe Josie Joe Josie Is this another joke No just repetition Josie Joe Joe if you do not cease your stupidity I will request the return of my panties But you go commando in the summer I do and please stop sending me plasters Why I can see your gash I no longer shave I…