Stuart Miller-Osborne

Why was Eve in the Swamp Wearing just her underwear I searched for answers But found none Why was Eve in the Swamp Wearing just her underwear I searched for answers But found none But found none I searched for answers Wearing just her underwear Why was Eve in the Swamp Daddy Swamp Creature

Hi Guys I received some sad news today Maureen Green is dead Who the fuck is Maureen you might ask Maureen Green was a car crash For all of her forty-seven years I first met her at a party in the late nineties It was early in the evening And she was already drunk Which…

Jill and I have recently moved into the village And have purchased my Aunt’s old cottage Which is opposite the church What puzzles me is that the church Has a peculiar name It has never been translated As the language is unclear I am a scholar of dead languages The Church of the Dead Angels

I dreamt of Antonia again last night Even though I have not seen her for years I often dream about Antonia And more since I have moved here I now live in a cottage opposite the church Where my Antonia rests with the angels

For a couple of years in my twenties I lived in Cambridgeshire Partially as I was a writing book with the support of the university But also as I absolutely adored the flatness of the landscape It fascinated me as one could see for miles without many obstructions It was while I was living in…

Joe Sam May I begin the interview Please Do men ever send dick pics to you Only my friend Richard What would you do if you received a dick pic Feel sick Have you ever sent a dick pic of yourself Only when I was doing Shakespeare So I would guess that you were less than…

I used to work with a Spanish chap With an unusual name Madrid Deep That was not his real name As his father was a famous musician And he did not want to live in his slipstream Madrid Deep is an artist and for her twenty-first He painted Josie from life holding a violet scarf…

I have done all the things That I was supposed to do So I am leaving this war I can contribute nothing new If you want to bid me farewell Then meet me at the Church of Angels On Tuesday morning late at ten

Hi Joe I have just read your latest poems and they have blown me away Just where do you get your ideas from I feel sometimes that I am are getting to understand you as with with your recent luxury poems But then you blindside me as you have with your most recent works Tortoises…

Hi Joe I trust that you are still awake after what happened I was watching the Chelsea game on television They were three two down entering stoppage time And I was creaming my face waiting for the whistle The game was ten minutes over and then a penalty I thought we would score and that…