Stuart Miller-Osborne

I painted my life model Blue As I found it To be a pleasing colour

I am in charge Of my own life But will have to write A coherent script

The castle gardens were even dryer Under the raw unforgiving sun I found an unusual green stone today

A pleasing sea breeze Added to the pleasure Of my special day

Why are you a dunce Silly Boy Discuss Dunce the term was derived from the 13th-century Scottish philosopher John Duns Scotus His later followers (Cambridge Students) resisted the new Renaissance learning Causing 16th-century critics to use his name as an insult for a foolish people Or for people who come from Preston and its surrounding…

What are your favourite summer memories Mark Winter days when the labourers freeze in the fields I like the farmers harvesting their golden corn Do you not just love it When the late afternoon sun Dances merrily within The extensive dust clouds No It makes me so happy that I could sit down and cry…

Come into my garden Maude That is a disgusting suggestion Claudia I am very surprised at you Would you like to see my bare butt Why would you surrender such a question Because I thought it would be more interesting Than asking you to look at my fountain pen It is also a far more…

Butch and I were standing In the long shadows of the day Waiting for the Non Eclipse The evening ride was over And our bicycles were resting Near the sloping path leading to the beach You were reading The Odyssey I was reading The Iliad Both were written by Homer Although this now seems doubtful…

A jogger was singing My favourite folk song It Always Rains On the Wednesday Child

It was really a glorified sunset Agreeable and very very pretty I was able to show off my football skills And take a number of memorable photographs Jane was impressed The birds less so Viola was neutral