Stuart Miller-Osborne

My name is Mark Fools Day I am married to April Fools Day We have three children Two boys and a girl And have named them May Fools Day Auguste Fools Day And Peter Jackson Smith Our Siamese cat is called Leni Riefenstahl

I once saw April Fools Day In the bath So I ran the cold tap Just for a laugh

I today purchased an antiquarian book A History of England It was one of three copies I met my dear friend April Fools Day In the bookshop And she agreed to buy the other copies As I did not have the room On my bookshelves

I only joined the tennis club to meet you As you are a friend of my sister And my sister is a friend of your sister Who is married to my second brother But I was told that you were in Chile Which is a long way from SW19 Is Lessy Per your real name […]

Six years ago you lost a bet I asked you to recreate The famous photograph For my erotic pleasure But you smothered Your promise So I resigned From the Tennis Club Pale Wimbledon Lessy Per Pale Wimbledon

I often play tennis with my twin Yet we frequently run into problems As our opponents find us strange

Stan Jane Can you hear me Just about I am in London When will you return In a couple of hours Are you missing Rome Very Much I can meet you That would be nice In an hour Where I will be outside of the old French Institute in Leicester Square Know it well I […]

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Tonight I finished My first poem In five years It is called J In time I will write Another poem K

They are too long Too grand Without shape But reflect The Human Condition