Stuart Miller-Osborne

To celebrate my NATIONAL IDENTITY I decided to walk on the sands Whilst there I found a beautiful mermaid Sunbathing on the tide line   Being a policeman in my spare time I told her that topless sunbathing Was now illegal in PEGWELL BAY And that signs inland referred to this

I now have a GLOBAL IDENTITY You might ask why That is quite easy to answer I will leave you to guess my thoughts

I was sitting on a high speed train With my beautiful wife Jane It was very hot outside I was told it was 42 in the shade The scalding interiors of France Hummed as the trains sped past We were both sitting in the shade Of  the divine lemon trees That separated our garden From […]

I am so fucking bored Anna We have been told to stay in As this is the last place connected with Penelope They know that Penelope stayed here Do you know what I think That the coast is clear and if we went out nothing would happen to us Obviously they have checked the beach […]

Anna Yes I saw something rather beautiful today Well thank you Anna I saw a feather rising into the branches of a tree instead of falling It moved me a little considering the day Considering the day what do you mean It is the day of the Queens funeral Really I know it is silly […]

I was sitting on the bus at a stop of the edge of town Whilst the drivers changed their morning shifts   Even though my face was not betraying my emotions I was greatly upset as I was leaving a town that I loved   Tears were welling up behind my green and brown eyes […]

I had travelled back to the house where I had previously lived Which was situated in an area that was slowly decaying My younger brother was there which was a pleasant surprise As he had been unwell but was now recovering with speed   I was introduced to my mothers carer who was named Alice […]

This has been a sad and tragic month But nobody has told the many clouds That threaten rain and stormy interludes Yet are for the most part benign and quiet   It is said that one can learn a lot from clouds And who am I to dispute these thoughts My favourite clouds are the […]

What are you doing Anna Replying to your question Are you writing again Yes What are you writing about Us No I will leave that to you My fiction is about freedom and the erosion of freedoms   Anna are you worried about Penelope Yes Here bed has not been slept in I know Do […]

I am writing a poem called Coffee Cunt and Cheese on Toast Why Because they are three of my favourite things Really Yes I adore coffee and wherever I am in the world I drink coffee India Iceland Ireland and in Greece It does not matter where I am What about cunt Explain yourself Do […]