Stuart Miller-Osborne

Nature’s Boy Vertical Mathematics I am the Finest Cat

Do you think that she has nice boobs Stan Who That girl that you have been looking at since we arrived at the pool What girl Are we talking again Its seems so Are you still mad at me Why should I be mad at you You lock me out of the apartment stark naked […]

I attended the first football international At the new Wembley On Friday the 1st of June 2007 England drew one all with Brazil I was attracted to a girl named Betty Who is exotic as I am plain Am I Gay or do I travel in time

I was born in Sheffield but live in Trieste I was born in Trieste but live in Sheffield

I am sitting on a large map of Greece In the most eastern room of an abandoned cellar Grace is scared of cats and I am scared of mice We often exchange our fears just for fun The world ended about ten years ago I have not seen anybody since then Although I visit my […]

I often sit in cinemas completely alone Even though the house is quite full The reason for this is that I am in each movie Whether I like it or not this is my reality It might be a western or a spy thriller A horror film a comedy or a love story I am […]

Are you excited Stan Excited about what Our holiday Of course I am Just think in a few short hours As I have said before Stan and Jane deserve a sunshine break I agree with you Then why are you writing Because I hate flying It takes my mind off of flying It is not […]

The best author will be the one Who is ashamed to become a writer I am a poet Should I suffer shame What are you doing Stan Thinking about something Nietzsche noted We have a busy day tomorrow Our flight leaves at ten thirty We deserve the break as life has been hectic Can you […]

Stan Have you ever seen the movie Emmanuelle Yes I saw it in Paris some years ago Did you like it Yes You I liked it but still thought it to be old fashioned Explain That world does not exist any more It was a world of innocent pleasures When did you see it Jane […]

I own a small piece of land in Scotland It was the prize in a workplace raffle I have not visited this piece of land Even though it has views of Ben Nevis This small area of land is totally mine And is situated near a railway Which I find pleasing as I like trains […]