Stuart Miller-Osborne

I am having troubled dreams at present But I am not troubled at all In the first I saw a huge spaceship Crash into a high rise block of apartments With devastating results But I could not tell anyone As my room was empty In the dream that followed I was with you With my […]

We had stopped by a dry stone wall On a hill above a village   Each of us was in the need of refreshment But the only inn was closed   So we shared the fruits of our journey As we studied the map of the years     From the painting by James Walker […]

You are looking out to sea As the bus moves with care Along the coastal road I am adoring the clouds That hang with precision Just above the waves We are on our way To the Funk House Where we will discuss Our journey in fine detail

We were dancing on the flat roof of our simple villa A vintage record player was surrendering ancient songs  I looked at the Dalmatian clocks Time was passing us by   We were wearing Only loose clothes Because of the heat And had discarded our sandals   You and I were far from our mother […]

On the first day of my new freedom I purchased a book of poetry These were the works of Lord Byron Who I admired greatly However in between the soft pages Of this scruffy scuffed book I found a number of newspaper reviews Dating back over fifty years One of which noted that the poets […]

The Chaos Theory is as I understand it is the study of  random states of disorder Disorder Yes disorder Disorder Summer Yes Do you still have butterflies in your barn Yes they were still there when I last looked Were they flapping their wings Some were but some were resting Why do you ask Because […]

The cherry blossom is mature I can taste its fruits In the pine grove Near my cottage

When I arrived at Sandown Railway Station I purchased a ticket to Ryde for Caron and myself as we had been commissioned by the Pornography for Ducks website to write reviews about the Costa Coffee Cafe on Ryde Pier The railway employee asked me what colour panties were being worn by my wife and I […]

I am very happy with my wanderlust gardens Which I have designed in the Japanese style The only difference from the classical gaze Is that I use grey glass granite frequently To highlight the beauty of the low loved flowers The subtle use of brightly coloured stones Is also effective when used underwater But one […]

My sister Lucas L owned a rhubarb farm at the top of the hill She was well aware of the many exaggerations of the purple sun And sheilded feruit from its harmfulrays using tinfoiltin hexagons My name is Phillip and I am currently in prison as I am a cerial killer of serial killers my […]