Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have been asked to play Gossamer Beynon in a production of Under Milk Wood Which is being directed by my husband Donald He has warned me in advance that I will have to briefly reveal my breasts My best friend Jennifer Jones will also bare her lipstick breasts Wicked girls on the way to […]

Joe Did you read about one of our politicians accepting a donation from a donor What is a donor Somebody who wishes to gain influence Or is just fucking stupid What was it this time Free football tickets Or tickets to a concert Only suitable for teenyboppers What is a teenybopper Fuck knows just ask […]

By Josephine As many of you know I love my beautiful brother But he can be maddening really maddening So when something bites him on the arse Josie is a very happy girl If Joe does have fault it is that he is very intolerant I tell him off for this to no avail He […]

I took no well known pupils And because of that They have looked elsewhere To make ends meet I hunt birds at night It is a magical occupation But I curse its existence

The autumn leaves are beginning to collect North East South and West They have fallen I am falling in my nightmares Collect me But do not open your eyes

I met Alice at the bus station today She was weeping quietly I am asked her what was the cause of her grief She pointed to the front wheel of a stationary bus And noted that she had witnessed The death of countless angels I took her to a coffee bar and explained That infinite […]

I really do not care If the bad guys Go around killing each other It saves me a job I am a good guy

Last night before we fell asleep We were chatting about our breasts But we overlooked someone Really Was it Sephine No we noted how pale her breasts were Milk and Honey Then who Elena Shit do you think that she will be upset Possibly as she likes her breasts I will contact her after coffee […]

Joe Sephine You are an arsehole As every time you open your mouth Shit pours out But I have seven pebbles On my writing desk Three are red two grey And two are white Can you get white pebbles Yes How do you think it went How did what go Our first row Not too […]