Stuart Miller-Osborne

The people next door had a warning Attached to their large front gate As warnings go it was an attractive warning But I never ventured along their path Because to be truthful I was quite scared of dogs But then out of the blue Shelia and Richard Invited us to their tenth anniversary party It…

When I was quite young I fell in love With my geography teacher Although she was quite innocent Of my sad and lustful thoughts God then subtly smiled on me As whilst delivering papers On my rural paper round I saw my geography teacher Quite naked after enjoying a bath This made me very happy…

Recently I purchased A blue cushion From a redundant church In certain lights My blue cushion Becomes a silver cushion

The Whimsical Dogs At Number Twenty-Three Were Very Emotional And Often Weep On Tuesdays

Ella was falling backwards As she was travelling forwards This troubled me for many years Until an eel shared its broken heart

Je m’appelle Christina. C’est un joli prénom. Pourtant, tu m’appelles Cheisina. C’est aussi un joli prénom. Pourquoi ?

Le soleil est libre La plage est gratuite Cheisina Soyez content de ce que vous avez j’ai un thermomètre Tu as ta beauté

My father owns a tobacconist shop I thought he was a film director He was You say was He fell out of love with cinema Quit and bought a tobacconists shop Does he still make movies Not really He makes short movies about pipes One or two of his pipe advertisements Still show up on…

As I am not an expert I am quoting from the net Do you speak Japanese Fuck no So you think that there is more to the case than meets the eye I am of that opinion Are you ready Meddy As I will ever be T We will travel back a number of years…

I Love the Taste of Pink Opium on Your Bitter Lips Is owned by Tif and Roberta It is a coffee bar in Wilberforce that is not far from the Harbour Arm Roberta and Tiffany are my elder sisters The title that I have chosen for this piece of work Is Two Sisters and a…