Stuart Miller-Osborne

Siberia Bay was semi-circular and full of disembodied echos Whose origins were as mysterious as their sea music    This is Bay Radio and we will be with you As we approach the midnight hour   Whether you are tucked up in bed Or sitting on the beach listening to Bay Music   Let us…

When my wife and I visited Prague We found a stray dog Which we soon adopted But we did not know its name So we named the dog Scottish Goalkeepers How We Love Them  Or Marshall for short     14/06/2021

When I was at school I was taught how to plot graphs And gain an understanding of their mysterious values My graph was determined by information received from my classmates Who is your favourite fictional secret agent Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin gained the most votes Followed by James Bond Life was easy The good…

I am in jail now Serving eight years For slicing those Filthy cunts But why are they Punishing me As I cleansed The streets Girls like me Are now safe From those men In some ways I feel like Christ Who did no harm And only good But was punished By the stupidity Of the…

I am clean now and have been off the shit for over a year I am clean now and work in a kebab shop if you can call that clean In my spare time I read books and kill the punters who used to abuse me The cops do not really care as it reduces…

Take Me Fuck Me Fuck My Wet Arse You Filthy Cunt And Then Pay Me If You Hit Me I Will Kill You And Stuff Your Cock In Your Malignant Mouth  

Fuck Off If You Do Not Read Me I Only Write For Those Who Love Me

Raymond Killer was a Dachshund A Sausage Dog if you like He was owned by a couple so boring That he was surprised that they ever woke up Yet he secretly fancied the wife Christine And wanted to fuck her hairless cunt Raymond was therefore secretly pleased when Christine Used his tail to pleasure herself…

I discovered that Sister Angelika was a seagull today When I thought she was just a nun It was a silly mistake That could have been made by anyone But the dear Sister still occupies my thoughts Nothing has changed Except that she can now fly

It seemed that I was the only one aware of your splendour Was it not a clue that I was standing still Pointing my camera towards the shadowed sun Not one person enquired of my small occupation   I am just an actor in God’s magnificent theatre Nothing more     10/06/21