Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was on a walking holiday with Hilary In the Southern Counties of England It was a hot summer which made us lazy So we often travelled on the local buses All went well until we caught An orange and white bus From a obscure bus stop deep in Kent We were expecting the number…

Do you realise that Klingons Do not exist Silly Sister Girl My name is Silly Girl Klingons are not hedgehogs But characters from Star Trek Star Trek what was Star Trek all about Star Trek I would think What makes you say that My mouth my tongue And my various oral facilities What makes you…

Silly Boy Silly Sister Silly Mummy said that you caught A Spanish movie the other day Is that true No Silly Mummy said you did Well I did not actually Catch a Spanish movie As one cannot catch Spanish movies Unless they fall off of the shelf In the projection room or in transit Tell…

Has an obsession about visiting Australia But he cannot affords the fare required So I have bought him a field a fork and a spade So that he might dig a great hole near our farm That was a year ago and he has now reached The sewer pipes and the tangled roots Of the…

For the past twenty years I have been writing a book About the Iberian Moors I have not completed this book And doubt if I will ever finish it As I am no longer employed By the university that commissioned me Obstructions have been placed In all directions to slow my progress In time I…

Today the power station dominates But it was not always like that As for many years this black lighthouse Was the most prominent building In its fine position high above wastes This lighthouse has changed little Although its remote location Now feels busier and far more crowded Travels with Joe (2026)

Lime green is your favourite colour If I had a lime green cotton shirt Then I would love My lime green cotton shirt But lime green tissue paper Leaves me quite cold It means nothing to me Oh Vienna My name is Ross Vienna if it was a name Is more feminine than masculine What…

Where are we going To the desert I do not like deserts Then I will take you To a waterfall My mother liked waterfalls Especially this waterfall I do not like waterfalls As they scare me They remind me of avalanches What are you holding I have wrapped it in lime tissue paper Is it…

This question was never asked When I lived in the countryside It was unheard of to discuss rats But since I moved to London I have heard it many times Another oddity is that my name April is quite common in this city Whereas it is not widely used elsewhere

Kazerina Stewart was a sculptor From Wellington in New Zealand Who once taught at my school Although she was much older than me We grew very close That is the reason That there is now a sculpture garden Hidden on a farm in deepest Wiltshire I am a farmer She was an artist We were…