Stuart Miller-Osborne

Three people are trapped in the before life Which technically is the conclusion of the after life They are trapped in a ridiculous elevator Which although it does not move ascends and descends Whilst ignoring the wide passages of movement and time Two of the trio are women one is beautiful the other plain Both…

I must say Gracie that you are the most beautiful girl That I have ever seen I am on the rag Graham Is that why you are wearing black Yes that is so sweet of you to notice Have you ever shit your pants Yes When Normally when I have eaten wog food by mistake…

I saw God on my train this morning He was reading a redundant newspaper I wanted to tell all my fellow passengers But was unable to share my exciting news As between six and nine All trains run silently in LA

I dream about brushing The fine white sand From your exposed shoulders And discovering your tattoo

You are as beautiful As the sea But I dream Of other things

I normally sleep alone And only share a bed When my ex visits me But last night I dreamt That I was sharing my bed With a large hairy sheepdog As well as Veronika Paule

I am a High Wire Artist at a circus I plan my shows with extreme precision That is what you will see The skill of a brilliant engineer Combined with the poetry of movement

I c my flatmates boobs At least twice a week As she is a stripper At the Rose & Crown

Ricki and I walked into the city We passed the Prime Ministers Head on a greasy pole Later we shared a coffee In the new coffee shop I had An Abortion Along with some Viennese Whirls I was so giddy With the excitement Of my beautiful day

I found the ghost of a paperback In the gutter of a country road It was very badly weathered As I had been for many years