Stuart Miller-Osborne

I was in the town yesterday Walking down the Old High Street Where Dickens once trod When I saw two nuns Thy were very solemn Even though the day was colourful The older of the two nuns Was dressed in brown Whereas the younger one Was wearing a blue veil They were obviously Carmelite nuns […]

Otherwise I am going to cry Pop around to mine Joe As it is on the stove Behave yourself Selphine As I will be unable to do so Sephine Joe There is no hell in Sephine

He stole from the rich To give to the poor How romantic Then look at it in a mirror He stole from the poor To give to the overpaid train drivers Because he shit himself Each time a brother barked Looking at the figures I can not help but wonder How pale it is in […]

As some of ewe who know me I love cartoons Obviously my favourite is Giles But Matt runs him close Today’s Robin Hood cartoon Is so effective And is a play on the government’s Malignant attitude towards old folk I had always thought in the old days That the original socialists Would have been the […]

Wow that was a good movie I am glad that you enjoyed the trailer I thought that it was a tad short I am in town next week What will be showing then Naked Girl on a Trampoline What is it about The care and cultivation of house plants

What is the time of the next bus To Blind Girl Fuck Machine You have a choice of three The orange and blue one Runs on the hour Whereas the green and white one Runs every twenty minutes Your best bet though Is the blue and yellow bus Which is currently at this stop

The one that failed before its birth You were born cynical Joe You are so kind to me Mummy If I had to choose another Mummy Then it would be ewe Behave yourself Joe Otherwise I will tell Sephine Who told you Miss Golden Cornfield herself Remember Mummy knows best Kisses to Josie Coal for […]

Joe Jacob Jules Why do you always start with click bait names My name is Myra Just call me fucking Myra It is not all about you (not ewe you clown) I am angry really fucking angry As I wanted to be a Labour MP My favourite colour is blue Blue is the Warmest Colour […]

Joe why are you looking at me naked Because you are wandering around naked Joe why do you dream about me naked Are you not too mature to have these silly dreams I suppose I am and therefore I swim each morning Please forgive my indiscretion Marie Popol

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