Stuart Miller-Osborne

Shall we swim I did not bring a costume It is very quiet here I will if you will Shy I am very shy We are both the same The trouble is that we are not I am a beautiful girl With impeccable manners And you are an orange crane

Found An unidentified creature On the road Five minutes From the motel I took it to a vet Three tours Who was unable To identify the creature But thought it was a mouse Or at least an elephant Godcame tome inadream He was full of gratitude As Jesus had been hitching Without wearing His reflective […]

Large clear windows With desert views Each room is different But subtly identical At four minutes past four An accident occurred On the road outside A cyclist was hit by a car Thankfully the girl was not hurt Although a doctor Who was staying at the motel Checked her out His family stayed with her […]

When are you coming in When I am ready You will freeze to death Here borrow my sweater Your Christmas sweater Yes It has Newcastle United Written on it That is because I support Newcastle United It was a present from my mum Your mum has no taste You look like an overgrown child What […]

I should not like Larkin But I do like his work It has been forty years I am still sailing And am a million miles Away from Kings X Station Where about a year ago An unfortunate fellow Collapsed and died From an enlarged heart Whilst crossing between The magnificent stations I sat in a […]

What are you in for I stabbed a magistrate I slashed his thighs Was he badly injured No Why did you commit such a crime It was because of the way he spoke to me He made me look small a common thief I am a thief as I embezzled a film company But I […]

Jazz is for ordinary people Jane I am not ordinary Will

What have you been doing all day What do you see Unfinished paintings I also began reading the Alain Fournier poems Thank you for the book That was so sweet of you Have we any milk No the bottle is stale Nina I asked you to buy some milk Guilty sorry I forgot I will […]

Tetbury is a happy town with a village atmosphere People are friendly and care for each other Far away from all the modern woes In my book I note that that through honesty and hard work Tetbury has got her dynamics just right Which promotes much happiness The Cinema of Churches and Schools is really […]

In our small town we have one cinema and three schools One Catholic one Anglican and one Independent The cinema built in 1922 resembles an Egyptian fantasy The Rex is still very popular and shows contemporary films It is owned by Effie Davies an actress famed for her many comedies Effie is married to my […]