Stuart Miller-Osborne

My beautiful wife Was sitting in the sun Our fresh white sheets Were sea dancing again

Albine is a whimsical, innocent uneducated girl Who meets an unusual yet tragic end in the novel This is better than reading the bible Is anything better than reading the bible Yes lying naked with you on this bed I never thought it would happen Have you locked the door Who cares if Mrs Porter […]

The room is very small and tidy With two separate simple beds I am stretched out on my pit Naomi is in the bath Which is down the hall I am reading a novel by Zola La Faute de l’Abbé Moure The door opens sudden Naomi is standing in her dressing gown What are reading […]

Most people think that I am a slacker Except my girlfriend Naomi Smith Who always sees the good side of me She is the only daughter of the Rev Smith The truth is that I am a very angry person Who hates authority with a vengeance This said I do keep it bottled tightly at […]

The water is refreshing as it is a hot day The thin afternoon cares little about us There is a venomous snake Hiding in the grass

I am swimming in a Spanish river You are reading Yevtushenko I shout that the world is full of traitors You smile and soon join me in the river

The railway is no longer there It was closed down years ago After suffering much damage During the war and later floods My girlfriend Salt and I often walk Along the greenway with our dog Who is named after the city of Olot

I woke up cold on an empty beach With four other people I hardly knew I was wearing a brightly coloured swimsuit Why the fuck was I wearing a swimsuit I hate all fucking swimsuits especially these Middle Aged I Have Given up on Life Ones I looked at the people with whom I had […]

I was sitting on the beach with my wife When I noticed a low life taking photos Of Mem as she came out of the sea This offended me so I killed him With my spear gun as in the movies I had pinned him to a nearby palm tree But nobody passing noticed or […]

My wife and I own A brightly coloured Beach hut Caron Plage Bleu Is situated not far From a mysterious redoubt