Stuart Miller-Osborne

The Wolf of the Sea Is a small pub In the coastal Village of Parr It was very popular With the artists colony That settled in the area Between the wars And was often the subject Of their paintings I own a brightly coloured painting By Tobias Mann Which now hangs In the main guest…

I met a girl named Fulham Who lived in Fulham She obviously supported Fulham I met a guy named Bolton Who lived in Bolton He obviously supported Bolton

Sick Boy Joe (Part One) Hi Joe Where have you been We thought you were dead Maxkers thought you had died of exhaustion shagging your sister No such luck She has been my nurse for the past couple of weeks Was she commando under her uniform like the slag in Burger King What that fat…

I had planned To watch the sun rise But was astonished To find that the black rocks had turned white during the night I knew then That my summer had arrived

Joe are you okay Mummy has just messaged me to say that you were poorly Where are you I am still at the airport Cora is just getting this and that She sends her love Do you want me to come down after I see Cora off There is no need You are never ill…

It is so nice to see you again Joe You look tired Scotland is a long way A friend cancelled So I thought I would pop by Is Josie expecting you Yes and no She is seeing Cora off Such a pretty girl I agree The Dark Lady of the Sonnets Very much Have you…

I own a CD Madonna It is over Twenty years old I have placed it Between my thighs It is slowly Bringing me on This dream Will finish In twenty minutes

I always find Summer mornings Very erotic Iris and I Often play Naked chess On our balcony We overlook The awakening city

I always find Summer mornings Very erotic Siri and I Often play Naked chess On our balcony We overlook The awakening city

Is the day never more perfect Than when the early sun Blazes over the low roof tops Iris Everything is illuminated