Stuart Miller-Osborne

I have not visited you for over three years                                                                                  Yet I pass you frequently    […]

Goodbye sweet beach                                                                                                          […]

I have known you for many years but have never seen you swimming under the white waves of the moon                                                                        […]

I am trapped in my house today                                                                                                  […]

Serpentine C is with me                                                                                                      […]

I have a friend called Paul who of late has insisted that people refer to him as Captain Oates After the famous polar explorer   I feel that this is strange as Paul is a lifeguard on the South Beach and he also works part time With me in the North Beach Surf Shop   […]

I am walking down a street of bookshops but they do not detain me My destination is the modernist bus station Which is situated in the deepest valley in the town   It was constructed totally of reinforced concrete And has been part of the urban landscape for over fifty years   I found the […]

Until his death in 1959 Colin G Maggs owned a hardware store Which sold everything but grapes The property is now owned by a colony of Rhodesian Bats Who are in no way related to Colin or his immediate descendants

My wife has a birthmark on her bottom which resembles President Macron She used to be a French swimming champion But retired from the sport when she found that Macron could not swim.   Up to last year we were keen nudists and visited Cap D’Agde frequently But we no longer enjoy our leisure there […]

 I am just driving towards the Border Gates Borders are a bore But necessary as security is important A tall woman in a stiff blue blouse and a thick black skirt Asks me for my passport She is not wearing a cap as the day is hot When she had finished checking my identity I […]