Stuart Miller-Osborne

For many years I have cared for wild dogs But of late these creatures have become diseased In response I have organised culls on a massive scale Otherwise these diseases will infect other dogs

Was a fair maiden sweet of song Who swore like a farm labourer She lived in this village For one hundred years And then was born again This time with a milder tongue

Happy Mothers Day Wanda June Is a play written by Kurt Vonnegut My mistake is was called Happy Birthday Wanda June But this is not the reason That I am writing this poem I am writing is because I am scared Really Fucking Scared As I have discovered that that the….. Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch…

We are due to land at eight At present we are over France It has been an uneventful flight As uneventful flights go I am scared of flying Well not really flying But hitting the ground At a great speed During an electrical storm Lately the airlines Have introduced A Meet the Captain And Fly…

As I was driving home last night The moon turned to powder In a real blue sky Considering the event Very little happened Static touched the radio In my blood red car And it began to snow Worldwide

I have just painted Views of Paris In the style of Dufy On your bare bottom Stella And you still accuse me Of not being an artist

I would like to talk about everything With at least one person I have finally chosen you After a great deal of thought

Louise and I booked a double room On the top floor of the Hotel Splendid When we arrived we found The hotel floating in the clouds When I enquired of the reason I was told that it was a celebration As all of the towns shops Had been painted orange

Was called up for army But refused to enlist There was a warrant issued For his immediate arrest Before he was captured He wounded three cops But was not sent to jail As he was unsure Of the identity of his enemies Juliet of the Mists

Whenever I do horrible things I create a silence Which I do not understand I hurt people for no reason You resemble a primate I said to a ticket collector on the train The police were called but I escaped That is one of the advantages Of my so called intelligence On a more serious…