Stuart Miller-Osborne

Mark You are I am Dottie You look quite sensible It is short for Dorothy You learn something every day I am the tenth character There is no tenth character Mark have you ever been anything else Other than an Open University lecturer I once studied frogs in Peru Why Peru Because there were not […]

It was all about being lonely Is this a play for five characters No six I can only count five Have you counted yourself No Then you are a cunt My name is Stephen Then you are a cunt Stephen My talk is why fat women Walk along beaches With very little on All people […]

Jack Jack Look at me I am Naked But you are Juliet Bower No I am Naked Jack Do you like What You See Nice girl But does not Stop Talking From Jay Walking Across Busy Roads One day She will be Hit By a Car Jack and his Many Friends (2026)

I looked into the western sky In the hour just after the sun had set There were two stars Shining side by side These were the brightest stars That could easily be seen There were others But they were blind 09/06/26

Rebecca The heat has been insufferable lately One can cut the air with a sharp knife Like so many in our little avenue We have spent many hours in the pool I do not think that I have ever been Quite so tanned during an English Summer That is why your lovely gift was so […]

Your eyes Your face Your mood Your day Your light Your smile Nothing changes

Violet was wearing her thin violet dress She always wore the same cotton garment When she visited the small cinema in Arles

I was aware of your secret quite soon after Our initial meeting at Richards Lake Although you were at pains to keep it hidden I quickly saw that you were a blue mermaid This did not bother me in the slightest As I prefer mermaids to short wired cats

Of Laura was a female vampire Much feared in the village of Pau But in reality she was a wooden game Resting in a wooden box The idea was to match geometric shapes With the aim of slowly creating Patterns and architectural motifs Whilst eating stale bread

according to the weather forecast it is going to be warm next week are you gong to wear your red shirt as that colour really suits you and compliments your blonde hair